Sometimes I Leave My IPod Unsupervised at Work
…and when I return to my desk from doing whatever I was doing..usually something normal like going to the bathroom, getting coffee or lunch, or making a personal phone call..I find that I had forgotten to press the ‘pause’ button. Inevitably, because I listen to my music at the highest possible volume because I clearly want [...]
I can’t believe I have to go back to the AHOLE DMV. F*CK ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
NOTE: This post was written 1.5 years ago. Thanks to the prick who stole my wallet on Saturday I have to go back. WAY TOO SOON. Whoever you are, I hope you die a slow, painful death. Saturday, August 11, 2007 Adventures in the Jersey City DMV As punishment for losing my drivers license during July’s unfortunate [...]
Drugstore Items That You Don’t Want to Be Caught Dead Buying
They’re either disgusting, embarrassing…or just plain wrong. Either way you sure as hell don’t want anyone you know to catch you purchasing them (especially your boss, co-workers, or that hottie that you’ve been trying to bang). If any of these items are on your list, I recommend that you go to the 24 hour drugstore [...]
Windows Vista is the Fainting Goat of Operating Systems
Monday, September 15, 2008 by Natalie
When it gets overwhelmed or overstimulated, AKA scared, it just totally passes out, rendered helpless with it’s poor silly goat legs up in the air. Like a little b*tch. Except unlike a fainting goat, windows vista isn’t cute and adorable, nor does it incite hysterical laughter. Instead, it incites anger. Oh, and let’s also not forget that [...]
I Just Had 3 Shots of Espresso
Thu, Sep 11, 2008 by Natalie
And dumped like, 18 packets of Splenda into it. Now I feel like I’m going to barf from drinking liquid crack and chemicals on an empty stomach. The espresso machine in our office kitchen is the devil. I’m going to die of artificial sweetener toxicity. But at least I’ll get to wear my skinny jeans in [...]
I Absolutely Adore My Team at Work.
Wed, Sep 10, 2008 by Natalie
Thank you for making my days tolerable. For making me laugh when I want to cry. For mocking me at inappropriate times. For giving me ‘elevator eyes’ every time I get up to go to the bathroom (you know who you are). I have been fortunate to encounter amazing people at every company I’ve worked for, [...]
Stupidest Song Ever
Wed, Sep 10, 2008 by Natalie
I’m back on a rant, but I’m sitting on my bed with the window open because it’s so nice out. Unfortunately for me, there’s a huge outdoor guido bar about 2 blocks away, and apparently the people that frequent this ‘hot spot’ are also deaf, because the choice of music has been so horrific that I [...]
Too lazy to work out? Eating like crap? If your stomach is all beer and no six-pack, post a picture of this guy to your fridge. Every time you have an urge for ice-cream or Cheese Wiz, you’ll get too nauseous to complete to deed.
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