Sometimes I Leave My IPod Unsupervised at Work
…and when I return to my desk from doing whatever I was doing..usually something normal like going to the bathroom, getting coffee or lunch, or making a personal phone call..I find that I had forgotten to press the ‘pause’ button. Inevitably, because I listen to my music at the highest possible volume because I clearly want [...]
I can’t believe I have to go back to the AHOLE DMV. F*CK ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
NOTE: This post was written 1.5 years ago. Thanks to the prick who stole my wallet on Saturday I have to go back. WAY TOO SOON. Whoever you are, I hope you die a slow, painful death. Saturday, August 11, 2007 Adventures in the Jersey City DMV As punishment for losing my drivers license during July’s unfortunate [...]
Drugstore Items That You Don’t Want to Be Caught Dead Buying
They’re either disgusting, embarrassing…or just plain wrong. Either way you sure as hell don’t want anyone you know to catch you purchasing them (especially your boss, co-workers, or that hottie that you’ve been trying to bang). If any of these items are on your list, I recommend that you go to the 24 hour drugstore [...]
Windows Vista is the Fainting Goat of Operating Systems
Monday, September 15, 2008 by Natalie
When it gets overwhelmed or overstimulated, AKA scared, it just totally passes out, rendered helpless with it’s poor silly goat legs up in the air. Like a little b*tch. Except unlike a fainting goat, windows vista isn’t cute and adorable, nor does it incite hysterical laughter. Instead, it incites anger. Oh, and let’s also not forget that [...]
There’s Just Something About The Fall
Fri, Sep 12, 2008 by Natalie
…that’s magical. It’s my favorite season. I love the weather. I love the clothes and being able to turn off the AC and sleep with the window open. Fall will forever remind me of cross-country season, and being that those are some of my favorite memories, it’s no wonder that I’m captivated by everything about [...]
Men That Wear Spandex in Public Should Be Arrested
Thu, Sep 11, 2008 by Natalie
…and if you’re over 120 lbs. and/or your shirt is tucked into your spandex pants, you should be sentenced to death. By stoning or something equally horrific. When I was a competitive distance runner in college, I was forced to wear spandex ’shorts’ aka underwear when racing. We called them spankies. We were fit, athletic [...]
Wanna Scare a Woman? Hit on Her in an Enclosed Space
Thu, Sep 11, 2008 by Natalie
As in, she’s trapped in an elevator. For at least 20 floors. I’m not sure where you learned this particular method of seduction, but here’s a hint. If you find yourself alone in an elevator with an attractive woman, stepping closer to her and attempting to make ‘small talk’ by saying something like, ‘what a ride, [...]
Too lazy to work out? Eating like crap? If your stomach is all beer and no six-pack, post a picture of this guy to your fridge. Every time you have an urge for ice-cream or Cheese Wiz, you’ll get too nauseous to complete to deed.
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