Sometimes I Leave My IPod Unsupervised at Work
…and when I return to my desk from doing whatever I was doing..usually something normal like going to the bathroom, getting coffee or lunch, or making a personal phone call..I find that I had forgotten to press the ‘pause’ button. Inevitably, because I listen to my music at the highest possible volume because I clearly want [...]
I can’t believe I have to go back to the AHOLE DMV. F*CK ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
NOTE: This post was written 1.5 years ago. Thanks to the prick who stole my wallet on Saturday I have to go back. WAY TOO SOON. Whoever you are, I hope you die a slow, painful death. Saturday, August 11, 2007 Adventures in the Jersey City DMV As punishment for losing my drivers license during July’s unfortunate [...]
Drugstore Items That You Don’t Want to Be Caught Dead Buying
They’re either disgusting, embarrassing…or just plain wrong. Either way you sure as hell don’t want anyone you know to catch you purchasing them (especially your boss, co-workers, or that hottie that you’ve been trying to bang). If any of these items are on your list, I recommend that you go to the 24 hour drugstore [...]
Windows Vista is the Fainting Goat of Operating Systems
Monday, September 15, 2008 by Natalie
When it gets overwhelmed or overstimulated, AKA scared, it just totally passes out, rendered helpless with it’s poor silly goat legs up in the air. Like a little b*tch. Except unlike a fainting goat, windows vista isn’t cute and adorable, nor does it incite hysterical laughter. Instead, it incites anger. Oh, and let’s also not forget that [...]
Hello, Facebook…Can We Talk?
Mon, Sep 15, 2008 by Natalie
So I hate to admit it, but I’ve promised myself that I would try to be the bigger person, so here goes. I’m adjusting. To your new look that is. I’m still a little skeptical, but I feel like I know you again…but that there’s been some new life thrown into our almost stale relationship. It’s [...]
Watermelon for E.D.?
Mon, Sep 15, 2008 by Natalie
I know that this story broke a while ago, but the idea of some guy totally going crazy on a watermelon because he thinks that it will help his erectile dysfunction just never fails to make me giggle. Poor, helpless, sweet, innocent, juicy watermelon…you made a name for yourself at bbq’s and pool parties (where you were [...]
Running and Neuroplasticity AKA ‘The Road to Bliss’
Mon, Sep 15, 2008 by Natalie
**I first wrote about this subject more that a year ago, but this information is timeless, so I wanted to give a shout-out to Chris Bergland, who I am proud to call a good friend. Love ya, Chris Ask anyone who knows me, and they’ll tell you that I’m a happy and energetic person about [...]
Too lazy to work out? Eating like crap? If your stomach is all beer and no six-pack, post a picture of this guy to your fridge. Every time you have an urge for ice-cream or Cheese Wiz, you’ll get too nauseous to complete to deed.
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