Sometimes I Leave My IPod Unsupervised at Work
…and when I return to my desk from doing whatever I was doing..usually something normal like going to the bathroom, getting coffee or lunch, or making a personal phone call..I find that I had forgotten to press the ‘pause’ button. Inevitably, because I listen to my music at the highest possible volume because I clearly want [...]
I can’t believe I have to go back to the AHOLE DMV. F*CK ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
NOTE: This post was written 1.5 years ago. Thanks to the prick who stole my wallet on Saturday I have to go back. WAY TOO SOON. Whoever you are, I hope you die a slow, painful death. Saturday, August 11, 2007 Adventures in the Jersey City DMV As punishment for losing my drivers license during July’s unfortunate [...]
Drugstore Items That You Don’t Want to Be Caught Dead Buying
They’re either disgusting, embarrassing…or just plain wrong. Either way you sure as hell don’t want anyone you know to catch you purchasing them (especially your boss, co-workers, or that hottie that you’ve been trying to bang). If any of these items are on your list, I recommend that you go to the 24 hour drugstore [...]
Windows Vista is the Fainting Goat of Operating Systems
Monday, September 15, 2008 by Natalie
When it gets overwhelmed or overstimulated, AKA scared, it just totally passes out, rendered helpless with it’s poor silly goat legs up in the air. Like a little b*tch. Except unlike a fainting goat, windows vista isn’t cute and adorable, nor does it incite hysterical laughter. Instead, it incites anger. Oh, and let’s also not forget that [...]
I LOVE NYC Taxi Drivers
Mon, Jun 4, 2007 by Natalie
Seriously, I don’t understand why people are always bitching about them. I find taxi drivers to be some of the most interesting, fascinating people. People, if you stopped being so fucking miserable and actually took a few minutes to talk to these guys, you’ll find that not only are they from all [...]
People that Fart or have B.O. in Public Places Should Be Stoned to Death.
….or at the very LEAST, penialized. I am so sick of people farting on the subway, the bus…the ferry boat. I’m fucking OVER the guy reeking of B.O. sitting right next to me. The woman who skips the shower to simply bathe in Britney Spears’ ‘Curious’ aka. ‘Are you Curious as to Why I [...]
The Most Loyal Wendy’s Employee Ever
Mon, Jun 4, 2007 by Natalie
If you think that all fast food restaurant employees are worthless, lazy, peeing-in-the-lettuce pieces of shit, think again. Early Tuesday morning in Miami, “a Wendy’s manager was shot several times in the arm early Tuesday trying to protect the restaurant’s chili sauce.” Jesus. Talk about fucking company loyalty. There are certain co-workers of mine whom [...]
Too lazy to work out? Eating like crap? If your stomach is all beer and no six-pack, post a picture of this guy to your fridge. Every time you have an urge for ice-cream or Cheese Wiz, you’ll get too nauseous to complete to deed.
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