Sometimes I Leave My IPod Unsupervised at Work
…and when I return to my desk from doing whatever I was doing..usually something normal like going to the bathroom, getting coffee or lunch, or making a personal phone call..I find that I had forgotten to press the ‘pause’ button. Inevitably, because I listen to my music at the highest possible volume because I clearly want [...]
I can’t believe I have to go back to the AHOLE DMV. F*CK ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
NOTE: This post was written 1.5 years ago. Thanks to the prick who stole my wallet on Saturday I have to go back. WAY TOO SOON. Whoever you are, I hope you die a slow, painful death. Saturday, August 11, 2007 Adventures in the Jersey City DMV As punishment for losing my drivers license during July’s unfortunate [...]
Drugstore Items That You Don’t Want to Be Caught Dead Buying
They’re either disgusting, embarrassing…or just plain wrong. Either way you sure as hell don’t want anyone you know to catch you purchasing them (especially your boss, co-workers, or that hottie that you’ve been trying to bang). If any of these items are on your list, I recommend that you go to the 24 hour drugstore [...]
Windows Vista is the Fainting Goat of Operating Systems
Monday, September 15, 2008 by Natalie
When it gets overwhelmed or overstimulated, AKA scared, it just totally passes out, rendered helpless with it’s poor silly goat legs up in the air. Like a little b*tch. Except unlike a fainting goat, windows vista isn’t cute and adorable, nor does it incite hysterical laughter. Instead, it incites anger. Oh, and let’s also not forget that [...]
I’m Pretty Sure that I’m Being Prepped for Hell
Tue, Sep 9, 2008 by Natalie
because my body temperature is really F*cking high. It’s gotta be at least 100 degrees, at all times - - EXCEPT for when I’m sleeping. Then it goes up to at least 104. I need to have the AC blasting as high as it can go, almost like I’m in a morgue. I’m like a little [...]
S’Nice - W. Village Vegan Restaurant Puts Crack in its Food
Tue, Sep 9, 2008 by Natalie
A good friend of mine introduced me to this amazing vegetarian restaurant in the West Village about 6 months ago. We had plans to meet up for lunch, and he picked S’Nice - - and since I was on a weird kick where I had pretty much all but stopped eating meat, I was definitely [...]
Hello, my name is Natalie. And I’m a text messaging addict.
Tue, Sep 9, 2008 by Natalie
This is me in my natural state. Hand attached to phone keyboard. Maybe it’s because I’ve been a pianist for 23 years, maybe it’s because I like pressing buttons really fast. But more than likely, it’s because completely random thoughts pop into my head so often that I need to get them out…and if I [...]
Too lazy to work out? Eating like crap? If your stomach is all beer and no six-pack, post a picture of this guy to your fridge. Every time you have an urge for ice-cream or Cheese Wiz, you’ll get too nauseous to complete to deed.
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