Windows Vista is the Fainting Goat of Operating Systems
When it gets overwhelmed or overstimulated, AKA scared, it just totally passes out, rendered helpless with it’s poor silly goat legs up in the air. Like a little b*tch. Except unlike a fainting goat, windows vista isn’t cute and adorable, nor does it incite hysterical laughter. Instead, it incites anger.
Oh, and let’s also not forget that fainting goats actually get up after oh, say, 30 seconds or so. Their disturbing, flawed, yet f*cking hilarious genetics actually do serve a purpose - - to scare off animals that might eat them. To play dead. Because fainting goats are KINDA smart.
Vista, on the other hand, stays down for like…10 minutes. Vista, seriously? Could you really not handle me adding another tab to my browser? Was it really necessary to freeze my computer? I was trying to watch the first episode of Paris Hilton’s My New BFF and you totally ruined it for me.
You’re an asshole.
I need a MAC.
Too lazy to work out? Eating like crap? If your stomach is all beer and no six-pack, post a picture of this guy to your fridge. Every time you have an urge for ice-cream or Cheese Wiz, you’ll get too nauseous to complete to deed.
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