Sometimes I Leave My IPod Unsupervised at Work
…and when I return to my desk from doing whatever I was doing..usually something normal like going to the bathroom, getting coffee or lunch, or making a personal phone call..I find that I had forgotten to press the ‘pause’ button. Inevitably, because I listen to my music at the highest possible volume because I clearly want [...]
I can’t believe I have to go back to the AHOLE DMV. F*CK ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
NOTE: This post was written 1.5 years ago. Thanks to the prick who stole my wallet on Saturday I have to go back. WAY TOO SOON. Whoever you are, I hope you die a slow, painful death. Saturday, August 11, 2007 Adventures in the Jersey City DMV As punishment for losing my drivers license during July’s unfortunate [...]
Drugstore Items That You Don’t Want to Be Caught Dead Buying
They’re either disgusting, embarrassing…or just plain wrong. Either way you sure as hell don’t want anyone you know to catch you purchasing them (especially your boss, co-workers, or that hottie that you’ve been trying to bang). If any of these items are on your list, I recommend that you go to the 24 hour drugstore [...]
Windows Vista is the Fainting Goat of Operating Systems
Monday, September 15, 2008 by Natalie
When it gets overwhelmed or overstimulated, AKA scared, it just totally passes out, rendered helpless with it’s poor silly goat legs up in the air. Like a little b*tch. Except unlike a fainting goat, windows vista isn’t cute and adorable, nor does it incite hysterical laughter. Instead, it incites anger. Oh, and let’s also not forget that [...]
Back to School. And Aholes
Fri, Jan 29, 2010 by Natalie
Going back to school has its hazards
Love Me, Love My Doll
Tue, Aug 25, 2009 by Natalie
Last night I was curled up in bed, going through my usual evening about-to-pass out ritual of scanning through all mindless/creepy/gory/disturbing sh*t that happens to be on TV between the hours of 11 and 4 AM. Simon was out in the living room, watching wrestling, wanting nothing to do with whatever show I chose to rot [...]
I’m Having an Affair with White Bread
Tue, Apr 7, 2009 by Natalie
Nearly 10 years ago, I all but banished white bread from my diet. Not because I’m a carb nazi but because I was (and still am) an athlete and ‘health nut’ and prefer the extra fiber and energy that whole grain bread provides. I still eat pasta (not whole grain) and even crusty Italian bread [...]
Too lazy to work out? Eating like crap? If your stomach is all beer and no six-pack, post a picture of this guy to your fridge. Every time you have an urge for ice-cream or Cheese Wiz, you’ll get too nauseous to complete to deed.
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